


Eh Brah: Rubbish Hurler, You Rubbish
To the guy I saw tossing his rubbish into his neighbors’ yard while they were at work, and not even in a bag: How you think this gonna end, brah? Hopefully with some lickens for you and a lesson learned. There’s bad neighbors and then there’s you. Shame…

Eh Brah: Smoked Out
I am 87 years old and have never smoked. What bothers me most is when I see drivers or passengers not using their ashtrays

Eh Brah! Absentee Homeowners
People use Maui Nui as their part-time playground. It’s nice, I understand. Good place to stash a getaway. But for those of us who live here and love it year-round, why not use those houses for the homeless?

Eh Brah! Disrespecting Honu
Getting too close—and definitely touching them—is against federal law and can land your clueless okole in serious trouble.

Eh Brah! Dog Doo Doo Don’t
What’s up with the dog owners who bring doo doo bags and pick up their dogs’ mess…and then leave the bag full of dog crap on the beach!

Eh Brah: Stop Posting Local Spots
All you silly internet posters: Stop giving up areas enjoyed by locals. Constantly showing yourself in areas you were allowed to enjoy only brings tourists, overcrowding, and trash to these islands.

Eh Brah: McDonald’s and Bud Light
Eh brah, why do you hafta throw your empty blue Bud Light cans on to the side of the road at Copp and Lower Kula? And not just once in awhile but EVERY DAY!