Eh Brah: McDonald’s and Bud Light

Illustration by Ron Pitts

Eh brah, why do you hafta throw your empty blue Bud Light cans on to the side of the road at Copp and Lower Kula? And not just once in awhile but EVERY DAY! And that other idiot that throws his McDonald’s coffee cup and breakfast bags out of his car at the Lower Kula Road bend just down the road from Holy Ghost, how about carrying that ‘opala home with you and throw it in your trash where it belongs. Didn’t your mother’s teach you any better?

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